Manx 
                    Grand Prix - Newcomers Race: Monday 26th August 2002
                  Newcomers 
                    Race Day
                  As far 
                    as I had ever been concerned, today was the only reason I 
                    had ever started this lark in the first place…… 
                    all the racing I had done on circuits on the Island and all 
                    over the country had only really been to gain experience, 
                    along with my National Racing Licence for this moment…… 
                    The Manx Grand Prix Newcomers Race…… and that 
                    moment had arrived. I had been wrong in one respect though, 
                    I always envisaged that it would piss down, and 'rain on my 
                    parade' so to speak, but it was scorchio, the weather was 
                    blinding…… coooool. Had my brother Don over from 
                    Scotland, and he along with me sister Angie, were all dead 
                    nervous an that and the team weren't much better……… 
                    I think I was the calmest out of the lot. Had been at the 
                    paddock since 7-00am and had the bike through scrutineering, 
                    kit checked this time and it was all done and we just hung 
                    about waiting for the 10-15am start. Had a brief dummy run 
                    of the pit stop with my Pit Crew, The Wad, Ian, Nigel Beattie, 
                    and another Laxey Boy, Dasher…… everything seemed 
                    to be okay and the boys knew what had to be done. Had three 
                    pit boards lined up, John Bainborough (Stuey's dad) at Ballacraine, 
                    Geller at Ballaugh and another mate, Josser at Windy Corner…… 
                    Hoped that I'd see them okay. Got interviewed live on the 
                    Radio by Dave Moore and he asked what I was hoping for, I 
                    said that after the way my practice week had gone with all 
                    the breakdowns, I was hoping for a podium…… but 
                    I was really wanting to win it, but I knew it wasn't going 
                    to be easy.
                  Lined 
                    up on the Glencrutchery Road at about 10:05am an were all 
                    in number order waiting for the start, was a little nervous 
                    but not that much, just wanted to get on with it…… 
                    my major rivals were going to be Ray Porter from Ireland who 
                    topped the leader board with 114.34mph, a bloke called David 
                    Bell from the North East, a motocrosser who had done 112.02mph 
                    and another Geezer, Craig Atkinson, who I'd been yapping to 
                    all week who had done 110.83mph, I wasn't really worried about 
                    anyone else, although there were a few other fancied Irish 
                    Lads, Forristal, Quinn, McCrum and McCrea…… Watched 
                    as Porter went off like a scalded cat and it was soon my turn…… 
                    No 17 was a non starter, so it was 'Billy No Mates' off the 
                    line……… was absolutely flat out at the bottom 
                    of Bray Hill and had a couple of good wheelies and into the 
                    quarter Bridge could see the two that had started in front 
                    of me……… was on their ass by the time we 
                    got to Braddan Bridge and they held me up till we got to the 
                    Post Office in Union Mills……… got good drive 
                    and passed them both going up the Ballahutchin…… 
                    was thinking that they must be gutted getting caught already…… 
                    I know I would have been…… went into Ballagarey 
                    in 6th gear and got good drive all the way down into Crosby 
                    where I passed a couple more…… Got the thumbs 
                    up from John at Ballacraine, and passed a few more before 
                    I got to the Glen Helen commentary point, then caught sight 
                    of two more when I got onto the Cronk-y-Voddy, passed them 
                    just after Handley's……… Got my first pit 
                    board at Ballaugh when Geller swung out =1st……… 
                    Sulby: Photo copyright RealRoadRacing.comcool, that's not 
                    bad with all the traffic I had…… I guessed Porter 
                    now had a clear road, Had an unexpected pit board at the Ginger 
                    Hall, don't know who by, but thanks to whoever it was, had 
                    my head down till I got to the Ramsey Hairpin, where I was 
                    now fourth on the road, and pretty much wobbled round there, 
                    the damp bit on the road definitely puts me off a bit…… 
                    had another pit board I wasn't expecting at Tower Bends and 
                    at windy Josser had =1st again…… so I was still 
                    doing okay, though I still felt that I could up the pace, 
                    but at the pace I was going I didn't feel like I was sticking 
                    my neck out, and I didn't really want to either…… 
                    second lap round I was still in fourth place on the road and 
                    had pulled clear, was wondering if I would catch the next 
                    bloke, which I reckoned would either be Quinn on the No 6 
                    750 Suzuki or Forristal Riding at No 2……… 
                    but never saw either of them. Into Ballacraine for the second 
                    time saw John swinging out the board with P 2, -6, +18. so 
                    I had lost 6 seconds somewhere and had pulled an 18 second 
                    gap on the bloke in third which I thought was well handy…… 
                    started to struggle as I got to Kirk Michael, with what I 
                    had been dreading. Arm pump…… and it was really 
                    hard to use the clutch and change direction at speed…… 
                    at Ballaugh, Geller had out P2, -13…… and I knew 
                    I was letting him get away, but it was hard work trying to 
                    hold on to the thing…… People always tell you 
                    to relax, but you want to try it when the bike is jumping 
                    all over the place, the last thing you want to do is let go 
                    of the bugger…… Really struggled on the run to 
                    Ramsey and every time I rolled the throttle I thought ' there's 
                    a second gone' and when Josser swung my pit board out at Windy 
                    Corner it said P2,-28……… Bollocks…… 
                    had really let him get away, but there wasn't much I could 
                    do about it……… Was really a bit worried 
                    that I was not going to manage the other two laps, but kept 
                    my head down doing my best to relax, especially my grip on 
                    the bars and was taking deep breaths……knew this 
                    time round I would be pitting for fuel, and I was hoping that 
                    we had every scenario covered…… I had another 
                    helmet ready with rip off visors already on it, as well as 
                    a spare visor with rip offs on it and also just a rip off 
                    ready taped to go on the helmet I was wearing…… 
                    got to the stop box, stopped, put my foot down and carried 
                    on to my pit which was the fourth one along…… 
                    Forristal, (No2) was just leaving his so it gave me more room, 
                    would have been a bit tight if he had still been there…… 
                    decided that I just wanted the loose rip off taped to my helmet, 
                    so I ripped the fly splattered one off before I got there…… 
                    The Wad whipped the petrol cap open with the key and Nige 
                    started putting the fuel in…… shouted that I just 
                    wanted the single rip off…… but they couldn't 
                    find it…… I couldn't believe that they never had 
                    it ready, that's the first thing I would have done and if 
                    the rider didn't want it I would have lobbed it…… 
                    they were still looking for it and I shouted 'its in the f*cking 
                    box!'…… they looked again, and no joy…… 
                    I shouted 'for f*cks sake'……little did I know 
                    that Manx Radio all the while had a microphone on me and the 
                    whole Island heard it…… Got a big cheer when I 
                    swore, though I didn't know at the time……… 
                    by this time the petrol was up and I was eager to get away, 
                    Wad snapped the cap shut and was wiping the spillage away, 
                    I hit the starter button and zoomed off…… got 
                    my head down towards St Ninians crossroads and realized they 
                    hadn't cleaned the screen either……… Jesus! 
                    Got to the bottom of Bray Hill flat out at about 160mph and 
                    at the dip, as usual, the bike came up to meet me and I felt 
                    something stab into my chest…… had a look down 
                    and the key was still in the petrol cap!……… 
                    bloody hell!…… wheelied over Ago's Leap while 
                    pushing on the cap to make sure it was snapped shut, then 
                    I was wondering what to do with the key…… decided 
                    on throwing it to somebody…… Got to the Quarterbridge 
                    and went really wide to see if I could spot somebody and handily 
                    enough there was three Marshals standing together…… 
                    whipped the key out, threw it to them and shouted for them 
                    to look after it for me…… was hoping that they 
                    would, because it's the only key I've got. Got my head down 
                    and carried on. When I got to Ballacraine, John swung the 
                    pit board out and it said P2 -23 +31 so I had made up some 
                    time somewhere, but I still didn't want to ride out of my 
                    limits and scare myself…… so far I had been circulating 
                    steadily and smoothly and well within myself…… 
                    could have pushed a bit harder, but was wondering if Porter 
                    had anything else up his sleeve…… and would it 
                    be worth pushing it if he had, noticed that my arm pump had 
                    eased, must have been the rest I had got in the pits, or maybe 
                    it was because I was settling for the position I was in and 
                    hoped Porter would have some of the bad luck I had experienced 
                    all week and break down somewhere. The bike was holding together 
                    well, although I felt it could do with being a bit faster, 
                    as on the really fast bits, I was sure that I could be making 
                    seconds galore if it was…… this was the points 
                    that I was really missing my original No 1 bike…… 
                    sob sob…… but hopefully this one would get me 
                    to the finish. Was getting loads of waves from the crowd, 
                    and as it was a sunny Bank Holiday Monday there was quite 
                    a few out, you could feel them urging you on…… 
                    Caught up with the No 6 bike of one of the other Irish Lads, 
                    Liam Quinn on his 750cc Suzuki at Brandywell and he was holding 
                    me up, had to be a little cautious as I lined him up for a 
                    pass, because I didn't know which line he was going to take 
                    but decided that I had to get past and did so on the anchors 
                    into the Creg-ny-Baa Pub…… By this time I was 
                    now third on the road, was wondering where I was going to 
                    catch Forristal, but as he had started first, I might not 
                    as he had started 70 seconds ahead of me…… I haired 
                    down the long straights, wobbled round the slow bits and knew 
                    every time, that I could have gone round Cronk-y-Mona and 
                    Bedstead better…… was always tipping in too soon, 
                    and kept saying to myself, 'I won't do that next time'……… 
                    Flew through the speed trap at the Grandstand in fifth gear 
                    at 148mph, snicked it to 6th gear and headed off down Bray 
                    Hill for the last lap…… the flying lap is definitely 
                    loads faster than a standing start one, Mark Parrett told 
                    me afterwards that he was watching at the bottom of Bray with 
                    John McGuinness and it was only Porter and myself that were 
                    taking it absolutely flat out, but my line was better and 
                    I looked smoother, was is always nice to hear…… 
                    doesn't feel smooth when you do it…… its pretty 
                    crackers when you stop and think about it.
                  John swung 
                    my pit board out for the last time, and it indicated that 
                    I had lost 4 seconds on the guy behind, whom I assumed that 
                    it would be David Bell, who had been second fastest in practice, 
                    so that meant that I had lost 4 seconds being held up by Quinn…… 
                    upped the pace a tad and the next pit board was when Geller 
                    showed it at Ballaugh and it was back up to +31…… 
                    so I knew that I could get the cushion back if I needed to…… 
                    just kept going though…… Ballacry Jump was interesting 
                    every lap, as you don't know how the bike is going to react 
                    on landing, which makes you a little apprehensive…… 
                    Was getting even more waves from the crowd this lap, tried 
                    to wave back if I could. Started the climb up the Mountain 
                    for the last time and it felt like I could easily do another 
                    two laps as the arm pump I had been suffering from had vanished 
                    completely, and it was quite good fun…… got to 
                    the Gooseneck and as I tipped the bike in the front skidded, 
                    felt like it juddered, managed to save it, and went wide…………mmmmmmmmm 
                    that hadn't happened before, was wondering if my tyre was 
                    going off, but it couldn't be…… it had only done 
                    3 ½ laps…… Slick had picked this point 
                    to watch and he texted me afterwards, saying that it slipped 
                    on the painted white line, just goes to show how a stupid 
                    thing like that could spoil your day…… kept my 
                    head down…… waved at the crowd when I got to Signpost, 
                    as they were waving like they had done every lap, got Bedstead 
                    wrong again and wobbled round Governers Bridge, don't like 
                    these slow hairpin type corners, and flew through the finish 
                    line…… lots of people where clapping as I rounded 
                    the big tree to get back up to the grandstand, but I was just 
                    looking for My team Manager, Chris…… and there 
                    he was…… stopped by the fence and shook his hand 
                    and thanked him…… it had cost both of us quite 
                    a few quid to get here, and now we'd done it. Started the 
                    bike back up and headed up the lane and was ushered into the 
                    Winners Enclosure…… saw that Porter was already 
                    there…… The Wad and Ian turned up and took the 
                    bike off me…… shook Porter by the hand and said 
                    well done…… My sister and brother were hanging 
                    over the fence and gave me a big hug, and were chuffed to 
                    bits, probably more relieved than anything, then I spoke to 
                    John Watterson and then was interviewed on the radio, again 
                    by Dave Moore, then in front of the TV camera's…… 
                    even signed an autograph, but my hands were still shaking 
                    a bit, so it didn't really look like my writing……… 
                    was chuffed to finish, but a bit deflated that it had been 
                    second, although only 13.8 seconds down on the winner at the 
                    end…… was really pleased that the bike had held 
                    together and I had a race average of 112.11mph, which was 
                    pretty good too…… think that was the 3rd fastest 
                    Newcomers race time in Manx GP history (Porter 1st at 112.43mph. 
                    then Seamus Greene in 2000 at 112.21mph) Was well pleased 
                    that my mate Kelvin had timed me from Ballaspur to Ballaspur 
                    between lap 3 and 4 at 19 minutes 41 seconds (115mph), although 
                    officially from Grandstand to Grandstand it was 19' 54 (113.7mph) 
                    so was happy with that……… wondered how I 
                    would have gone on my No 1 bike. Went on the podium and got 
                    loads of pictures taken…… My bike was taken by 
                    the scrutineers and was supposed to have the cylinder head 
                    taken off it and measured, but as I was racing it on Wednesday, 
                    they sealed it instead so it can't be tampered with…… 
                    Can't understand this at all, as I had raced in the open class 
                    which has a limit of 750cc and mine is only a 600cc, even 
                    if it was a 640cc or similar, it would be fine, so I can't 
                    see the logical reason why the would do it…… and 
                    it pisses me off that its at my expense.
                  Anyway, 
                    afterwards packed the van up and went to the beer tent for 
                    a few orange juices and sat in the sun for a while…… 
                    was bloody knackered.
                    Next up is the Junior on Wednesday followed by the Senior 
                    on Friday…… but at the moment I didn't want to 
                    think about it.
                  So, tune 
                    in for another very exciting, podium placing episode of…………… 
                    Tommy Clucas Racing.