Manx 
                    Grand Prix - Practice Week: 17th - 25th August 2002
                  Had waited 
                    for ages for all the bits that I needed for both bikes to 
                    arrive and they did on Thursday morning (15th) and was in 
                    the garage till 1-00am with my Team Manager, Chris and top 
                    spanner twiddler, Stuey…… would never have managed 
                    to get the things together without them…… Have 
                    to say a huge thanks to Joe Whalley at J.W.Welding for getting 
                    me out of a hole by fixing my knackered exhaust…… 
                    My No1 bike has a hand made Laser Works Extreme system on 
                    it, and as they are hand made, spare parts for them aren't 
                    guaranteed to fit, as they are all slightly different, and 
                    I couldn't wait on the delivery for a new set of front pipes…… 
                    so Cheers Joe…… Top Man.
                  I can't 
                    believe that after all this time…… the dreaming…… 
                    the pub talk, the cost, the injuries, no holidays and all 
                    the signatures I had to get…… the time is finally 
                    here…… the Manx Grand Prix…… The only 
                    racing experience that I've ever wanted to do…… 
                    to have a go on the TT course……… have the 
                    road to meself, with no bloody tin boxes coming the other 
                    way, or combine harvesters, or horse shit etc etc etc…… 
                    Now to have a go for real…… and I can't wait……
                  
                    Friday 16th August
                  Went to 
                    sign on at the race office at the Grandstand at 1400hrs…… 
                    there was already a huge queue…… bollocks…… 
                    It was really hot standing there and all I could think about 
                    was the rain that was forecast for the Saturday and Sunday…… 
                    bloody typical…… queued for ages and eventually 
                    got in to sign on, get my helmet, boots, leathers, dog tags, 
                    license and all that checked and pick up my folder full of 
                    stuff…… nearly two hours to do that…… 
                    I had read the regs wrong, by already putting the wrong colour 
                    number plates on the bikes…… and it had taken 
                    me bloody ages to get all the bubbles out of them as well, 
                    so that was the first schoolboy error before I had even started, 
                    and there will probably be many more……
                  Met Stu 
                    at the Grandstand to help put my Awning up and fasten it down 
                    so that we could leave it up for the fortnight…… 
                    only to be told that we couldn't do it…… as we 
                    were locals, we weren't allowed……… wasn't 
                    happy with that so rowed with the Clerk of the Course, his 
                    Deputy and the secretary for a good fifteen minutes…… 
                    made some good points only to be shot down in flames………… 
                    the bottom line was, that the locals get shat on……… 
                    we have to work out the back of our vans…… was 
                    well not happy, so if it rains the locals get soaked and all 
                    the lads from across don't…… doesn't seem that 
                    fair to me……… felt like telling them to 
                    shove it up their arse…… with that and starting 
                    me at No18 in the Newcomers race…… which I thought 
                    was a real piss-take…… but I wasn't going to bite 
                    my nose off to spite my face…… it's not about 
                    them, it's about the challenge that I've set myself.
                  Had left 
                    the tyres on that I had used for a race at the Southern 100 
                    and all of Jurby Road as I thought that worn tyres would slow 
                    me down a bit and I had also left the settings on it that 
                    I never got chance to try…… loaded everything 
                    that I thought that I would need in the van ready for tomorrow…………………
                  Saturday 
                    17th August - First Practice
                  Was at 
                    the Grandstand for just after midday, as all the newcomers 
                    had to endure a Newcomers briefing, followed by a lap of the 
                    TT course in a coach with Dessie Evans as our tutor…… 
                    could hear him okay, but as I was near the back never saw 
                    much of where we were going…… not too worried 
                    though, reckon that I know the road pretty well as it is……… 
                    the only parts that worried me slightly, were the parts that 
                    I've never been fast through before……… like 
                    mainly the top of Bray Hill, Kirk Michael, and May Hill in 
                    Ramsey…… the rest of it I've been pretty fast 
                    on before, going like a nutter on the open road…… 
                    something that's not big or clever…… but 'as you 
                    do'.
                  Had parked 
                    in Paddock C, next to my good mate, and fellow Newcomer, Chris 
                    'Sammo' Sammons and his Girlfriend, Sandra, who are both kipping 
                    down at Juan Kinnish's in Laxey for the fortnight…… 
                    the best place for him to be I reckon……… 
                    as he is as fucking slack as any Laxey boy I've ever met…… 
                    Kinnish excluded……… he has had his head 
                    up his arse for the past month as the time had got nearer, 
                    which we all have probably had…… I'm pretty sure 
                    he's actually keener than me…… which would take 
                    some doing. Got the bikes out of the van when the team tipped 
                    up at around 3-00pm, Chris, Stuey and The Wad…… 
                    did the tyre pressures etc and listened to the Ulster GP on 
                    Sammo's radio…… was informed by someone in the 
                    know that Gary Jess had come off somewhere and that was all 
                    I had heard……… had noticed that his truck 
                    was already here in the paddock, just a few vans away from 
                    us…… the boys took the bikes to scrutineering, 
                    where one of the local scrutineers informed me that Gary had 
                    been in fact killed in the incident at the Ulster…… 
                    I was absolutely mortified………
                  I had 
                    met the bloke at Cadwell last year, it was the day of the 
                    cancelled Newcomers race and I made a point of going over 
                    to his Awning at exactly 10-45am……… popped 
                    my head in and being the cheeky bastard that I am, said 'Oi 
                    Gary, do you know what should have been happening right around 
                    now……?' And before he could answer……… 
                    I piped up……' I would just be coming past you 
                    in the Newcomers at the Manx Grand Prix'…… it 
                    was pretty funny, and you had to be there…… Spoke 
                    to him for nearly an hour and he was one of the nicest blokes 
                    you could ever hope to meet, and I was sooooo looking forward 
                    to racing him on my home track, although he would have taken 
                    some stopping, it would have been no disgrace to finish second 
                    to him……… I was pretty numb for the next 
                    hour or so…… just couldn't believe it…… 
                    it really hits home how this sport can really bite you in 
                    the ass……
                  Hung around 
                    after the bikes had been put in the holding area…… 
                    The Newcomers were going to be let out first and I was right 
                    at the front and it looked like I could be first out on the 
                    track…… which I was quite excited about…… 
                    was informed over the tannoy that there was mist on the mountain 
                    section, visibility was down to about 50 feet and the start 
                    was going to be delayed for 15 minutes…… bollocks. 
                    They also said it would now be an untimed session. Eventually 
                    got called out onto the road and Stuey lost a few places pushing 
                    the bike up to the start line…… told him to push 
                    in and was about 12th in line to go out…… noticed 
                    that one of the up and coming Irish stars, Raymond Porter, 
                    No4, was ahead, only know that, because the first 5 are all 
                    the Irish Fast Boys, and Gary Jess would have been No1…… 
                    In the holding area (copyright realroadracing.com)Had my dark 
                    visor on and noticed that I was the only one that had……mmmmmmmmmm………… 
                    well, we'll see how it goes…… The plan was to 
                    do at least two laps, as I need 6 in total to qualify, with 
                    at least two inside the qualifying speed of 26 minutes…… 
                    so eventually got the green light and set off, the bike really 
                    bogged down and the bloke I started with got away, the gearing 
                    was that different than I normally have it, I forgot I would 
                    have to get some revs on to get it going…… flew 
                    past the bloke I started with before I even got to the traffic 
                    lights at St Ninians Cross roads and thundered down Bray Hill…… 
                    to tell you the truth it was not half as bad as I expected, 
                    but remembered that I was on a full tank of gas and stone 
                    cold tyres, was saying to myself ' don't be a twat'…… 
                    passed a couple more at Ago's leap and wobbled round Quarter 
                    Bridge, had a bit of a slide as I laid down the power, so 
                    told myself off……… was really cautious round 
                    Braddan Bridge, but then fed in the power and had caught another 
                    couple on the road by Snugborough…… took it steady 
                    through Union Mills then got on the gas and was already thinking 
                    about one of the scariest corners on the Course…… 
                    Ballagarey………… there were a couple 
                    of riders approaching the corner as I crested the hill and 
                    as I was going so much faster than them I had to throttle 
                    off, but passed them both going down the hill towards Marown 
                    TV…… I've heard about the 'Big Balls' corner into 
                    Crosby and I could see what they mean, to take that flat out 
                    will take some doing, but no doubt I'll be having a go at 
                    that come the end of the week…… it really effects 
                    the speed you can get to Greeba…… noticed quite 
                    a few troops at the Crosby Hotel, and had a monumental wheelie 
                    at the crest over the Wagon and Horses…… saw a 
                    gaggle of riders going down past the Highlander and flew past 
                    them all before we got to Greeba Castle…… couldn't 
                    believe I was now first on the road, I was only going steady, 
                    anyway, this is what I had wanted, to have the road to myself, 
                    so just carried on and tried to enjoy it…… noticed 
                    that I was sweating like mad and I had been holding on too 
                    tight so tried to relax, had a bit of a slide going down towards 
                    Ballacraine, which was unusual, and it was here that I noticed 
                    that the bike wasn't really steering very well, as it drifted 
                    a little wide towards the hay bales…… still took 
                    it steady all the way up through the Glen Helen section, where 
                    I made a few mistakes, wasn't really concentrating like I 
                    should have been, was taking more that one bite at some of 
                    the corners instead of trying to be smooth, but I thought, 
                    bollocks to it, just get the first lap under your belt…… 
                    had a few handling problems and would have had to give the 
                    bike no more than a 5 out of 10, as it had been loads different 
                    than the ex Jason Griffiths Road & Track Motorcycles Production 
                    R6 I had been using for the past couple of months, was pretty 
                    sure I was faster on that…… felt like I was doing 
                    okay till I got to Kirk Michael where I rode like an old woman, 
                    was so cautious I was nearly down to the speed limit, and 
                    it never got much faster than that all the way through…… 
                    you wouldn't believe how bumpy it is…… still carried 
                    on regardless…… was steady most other places, 
                    found it hard to change direction from Kirk Michael to Ballaugh, 
                    and was rolling the throttle when I know I shouldn't have 
                    been, but was making the excuse to myself that it was only 
                    my first lap…… leapt Ballacry quite nicely, and 
                    it landed okay so nowt to worry about there…… 
                    was pretty uneventful till Milntown where it was hopping all 
                    over the shop and when I got to schoolhouse corner I had hardly 
                    any brakes…… the fully floating brake discs I 
                    have are no friggin use for road racing, went through Ramsey 
                    thinking who's got an R6 that I could pinch solid discs off 
                    (came up with 2 people…. How's that)…… Was 
                    steady through Cruickshanks as I was already aware that is 
                    where Newcomers get caught out the most, and I could see why, 
                    it really tightens up on you and its really bumpy…… 
                    The yellow flags were out and I knew that it must still be 
                    misty up the mountain…… lost a knee slider when 
                    it blew off and hit me on the side before I had even got to 
                    the Gooseneck, they weren't joking about the mist……… 
                    it was an absolute joke…… visibility down to 50 
                    feet my arse…… more like 20…… tootled 
                    along following the white line all the way over at about 30 
                    mph…… had to rip both tear off's off and then 
                    had to lift my visor to see where I was going…… 
                    it was desperate…… if I had fallen off the Marshal's 
                    would have heard it but not seen it…… that's if 
                    they were there, because I couldn't see them……… 
                    I couldn't believe they had let a bunch of Newcomers out in 
                    this…… It felt like it took a week to get to the 
                    Creg ny baa, and even going down there I couldn't put my foot 
                    down, because as I had lifted my visor it was now all wet 
                    on the inside…… road nearly all the way back with 
                    my visor up, still managed to go round Hillberry pretty handy 
                    I thought…… nearly overshot Sign post as I was 
                    busy wiping my eyes cos I couldn't see, then tootled back 
                    to the paddock…… got stopped as I rounded the 
                    tree to back to the pits to get noise tested, then the boys 
                    met me at the top of pit lane…… said that I had 
                    to have a visor change, took my helmet off and the first person 
                    standing in front of me was Geoff Cannell, he asked a few 
                    questions, can't really remember what I said…… 
                    went back to the van and got my spare clear visor, put a fog 
                    city in it went back to the bike, got all ready and then waited 
                    to go back out.
                  Sped off 
                    down Bray Hill for the second time, and pretty much did on 
                    the second lap what I did on the first…… got held 
                    up loads by another newcomer at the Black Dub and was extra 
                    cautious because he was all over the road…… Christ, 
                    this guy hasn't a clue where he was going, so bided my time, 
                    but squeezed past before Glen Helen, he did his best to try 
                    and put me on the pavement while I went round him though…… 
                    felt like I was going okay, but wasn't really looking forward 
                    to the Mountain section again, must have been losing so much 
                    time through there…… anyway, went up again, and 
                    if it was possible it was even worse…… I just 
                    followed the white lines……… the short white 
                    lines meant I was on a straight bit, and the longer white 
                    lines meant that there was a corner coming, and as I know 
                    the road so well I knew which way the corner was going to 
                    go……… Was thinking all the time that they 
                    should have really cancelled the session …… It 
                    was abysmal. Still managed to pass a few people, you didn't 
                    really see them till the last second, but as I sort of knew 
                    where I was going I wasn't too worried although I wasn't enjoying 
                    it at all, but was determined to get 2 laps under my belt.Lost 
                    my bearings for a moment as I was constantly wiping the mist 
                    of my visor and I was then lost, but after three left handers 
                    on the bounce knew that I had rounded the 32nd milestone and 
                    was heading down to Windy Corner…… I was using 
                    my finger on my visor like a windscreen wiper whilst watching 
                    the lines on the road, but was off line just that little bit 
                    and ended up in the run off area that is there, the first 
                    I knew of it was when I saw 3 orange jackets thought……… 
                    'Oh shite! That's the marshals sitting on the wall……' 
                    then ended up in the gravel trap and took a good few seconds 
                    to get out then the bike stopped, got it going again…… 
                    got out of the mist as I went down the Creg, then went steady 
                    till I got to the finish line…… All the team were 
                    waiting as I pulled in and they immediately informed me that 
                    I had done two 98mph laps……… Jesus!, that 
                    wasn't bad…… must have been doing alright on the 
                    bottom section, must have lost 2 or 3 minutes over the mountain, 
                    which in theory might have put my very first lap on the TT 
                    course at over 110mph…… was well pleased.
                  Monday 
                    19th August - Morning Practice
                  Was up 
                    at ten to four, picked up The wad and met Stuey and Scotty 
                    in the paddock…… put both bikes through scrutineering, 
                    was planning on using No 2 bike which had the intermediate 
                    tyres on it, as I was expecting the roads to be slightly damp 
                    with the dew, and if the conditions improved, would swop and 
                    have a lap on No 1 bike which Stuey and I fettled yesterday 
                    with the V&M settings that Moodie had used for the TT, 
                    to see if they would suit me, so I was quite keen to give 
                    it a try.
                    Had a problem with scrutineering, they made us wire up every 
                    spring on the exhaust on both bikes, which meant whipping 
                    the fairings off and doing it in the dark…… bastards…… 
                    I thought it was just the end can springs that had to be wired…… 
                    Don't understand that you don't have to do it in the TT…… 
                    This meant that I was 5th from last out.
                  Had a 
                    lap on No2 bike there was a lot of traffic about, and I forgot 
                    to put my earplugs in and get breathalised like they asked 
                    me, but with all the fucking about I forgot to do both…… 
                    there was yellow flags getting waved at Ballaspur and saw 
                    two bikes were down, with one of them in a field……… 
                    mmmmmmmmm…… there seemed to be tons out for a 
                    morning practise but the weather was really good, apart from 
                    up the Mountain where it was damp and pretty slippery, so 
                    that knocked the time down a bit, when I got to Signpost noticed 
                    that my foot was slipping off the footpeg, so toured in as 
                    the was oil all over my right boot and coming out of Governers 
                    Dip there seemed to be something wrong with the rear wheel…… 
                    so pulled in, wiped my boot and jumped on my No 1 bike they 
                    boys had warmed up ready…… and set off…… 
                    managed to squeeze 2 laps in on that, so that made 3 in total…… 
                    the conditions didn't really improve, so I was pretty chuffed 
                    to find that I had lapped at 107mph, which I think was somewhere 
                    near the top of the leaderboard…… not bad for 
                    a newcomer. Only problem I had was a front end slide up at 
                    the Bungalow Bridge…… there was on oil flag out, 
                    as there was all over the mountain because of the wet conditions, 
                    but this was actually oil I slipped on…… great.
                  Phoned 
                    up Anthony 'Slick' Bass, top tuner extrodinaire and Factory 
                    mechanic to the stars (including me) to see if he could have 
                    a look at my No 2 bikes' oil leak and when we got there discovered 
                    to my horror that the inner wheel spacers had also been missing 
                    and the bearings had welded themselves on to the wheel spindle…… 
                    Jesus, I was lucky there…… the thing could have 
                    locked up on me…… I don't understand how they 
                    were missing which has made me paranoid about checking them…… 
                    Slick had to cut the spindle out, so I had to go home and 
                    raid my spares box and beg and borrow some bits from Road 
                    and Track Motorcycles in Douglas, good lads again. Had to 
                    take the wheel to J.W.Welding to see if he could get what 
                    was left of the bearings out by welding something on to them, 
                    get tyres fitted to wheels and get back out to Slicks to fit 
                    a new wheel, spacers, Disc, and rear brake caliper hanger…… 
                    it was hectic, and had to also fettle No 1 bike ready for 
                    the evenings practise…… put new tyres on that…… 
                    it has on got 3 laps to go before I have to give it to Slick 
                    for its engine rebuild…… it was a really hectic 
                    day…… got back to Peel, Scotty picked up the Wad 
                    while I went to collect my new tyres that my mate Kelvin Dawson 
                    at Peter Dawson tyres had fitted for me and then got stuck 
                    in the rush hour traffic…… bollocks …… 
                    was late getting to the paddock, the boys got the bike through 
                    scrutineering pretty quickly, and we weren't out till 1905hrs…… 
                    gave me some time to relax…… was absolutely knackered, 
                    wanted to have a sleep in the afternoon, but as things turned 
                    out hadn't stopped all day, and it was really starting to 
                    catch up on me…… this was the first timed session 
                    and I wanted to put a good lap in…… had done 5 
                    so far in total, so needed two timed laps to qualify…… 
                    Noitced as they let us out in pairs at ten second intervals 
                    that my mate Sammo was ahead of me, so that would be a larf 
                    catching him up…… Set off and had caught Sammo 
                    on the road by the time I got to the QB, tailed him to Braddan 
                    and was thinking of going around his outside, but the thought 
                    of cold tyres put me off, but got past him round the next 
                    corner…… really started to screw the bikes neck 
                    and was trying pretty hard if I was to tell the truth, or 
                    was it because I was so tired it felt like it and couldn't 
                    concentrate like I should have been…… again, there 
                    was loads of traffic about and I had to be careful, but the 
                    bike was going really well, it was absolutely flying down 
                    the Sulby straight where I past loads in one go, after nearly 
                    overshooting Through Ramsey in practice (copyright realroadracing.com)May 
                    Hill in Ramsey, was thinking about knocking it off and concentrating 
                    on getting a smoother lap on the next one, but didn't have 
                    long to think about it when the engine let go big time rounding 
                    the waterworks. Couldn't really stop there, so tried to tour 
                    to the Gooseneck and stopped a few yards short with smoke 
                    bellowing out of the exhaust…… not good. Watched 
                    the rest of the practise from there, with Juan's Girlfriend, 
                    Dawn, who had picked that exact spot to watch. Used Dawn's 
                    phone to contact the team in the pits and they came the back 
                    roads to pick me up and we phoned Slick and met him at his 
                    workshop, fettled the No 2 bike while we were there, he had 
                    already put a load of new gaskets on it, so at least I would 
                    have something to qualify on in Tuesday nights practise, left 
                    my No 1 bike for him to strip down and assess the damage…… 
                    Was going to take No 2 bike to Robbie Sylvesters Dyno in the 
                    Paddock, Tuesday am, to see if the oil leak was cured. It 
                    was a late night and had buggered both bikes in one day, was 
                    pretty pissed off, went for a Chinese with the team, as they 
                    had earned it. Eventually tipped into my wanking chariot at 
                    around midnight.
                  Tuesday 
                    20th August
                  Got the 
                    No 2 bike dyno'd and it looked like the oil leak was okay, 
                    but there was still a smidgen of water leaking out of the 
                    water pump housing……Slick phoned me and gave me 
                    the news I was hoping not to hear and his technical term was……… 
                    'proper fucked'…… the bike had dropped some valves 
                    and basically ate the engine…… the only salvageable 
                    items were the gearbox, cams and crank……… 
                    BOLLOCKS! So my all singing, all dancing, engine had gone 
                    to that scrap yard in the sky…… R.I.P (rest in 
                    pieces)…
                  Went out 
                    to Slicks place to steal the housing off the knackered engine 
                    and swop wheels etc etc etc… over, as now there is only 
                    one bike to use…… and its not the one I had planned 
                    on…… typical that I had 2 ½ laps to go 
                    and it was getting rebuilt…… I was getting a bit 
                    testy the way things were going and it was taking so long 
                    to put together, was wishing I had Stuey and Wad with us to 
                    give us a hand…… found a stripped thread in the 
                    engine mounting and this was 5pm…… scrutineering 
                    opened at 4pm…… good job we were out in the second 
                    session, but we were still late as it was…… Slick 
                    fixed the stripped thread and we lashed it back together and 
                    headed up over the mountain to the paddock……… 
                    The boys whipped the bike through and lined it up in the pits 
                    ready for the off…… Had had no time to relax, 
                    and its at times like these I feel like packing it in…… 
                    have had no luck so far, and the week seems to be getting 
                    a lot more expensive that I had envisaged………… 
                    but 'That's Racing'……… Didn't make me feel 
                    any better though…… Didn't really have my No 2 
                    bike set up suspension wise, but set everything to about 'half' 
                    just to see how it would handle.
                  Anyway, 
                    we were all let away from pit lane, and got a slap on the 
                    back before I got to the front and it was Pete 'Hound Dog' 
                    Hounsell beside me…… that was handy, I'll follow 
                    him around……… Got flagged away and was doing 
                    that, and had a nice and steady pace going…… noticed 
                    he was braking earlier that I would have done, and apart from 
                    the sun in my eyes it was the most fun I'd had so far…… 
                    there were loads on the Cronk-y-Voddy straight and we both 
                    had to go really close to the pavement on the right hand side 
                    of the road, kept tailing him and was actually rolling the 
                    throttle in loads of places, my bike seemed quicker that his, 
                    this is what I was hoping for, had decided before I went out 
                    that I wouldn't go as fast down the straights and roll the 
                    throttle as often as possible…… there seemed to 
                    be more traffic out tonight than there had been, going through 
                    Ballaugh, decided on showing Pete that I was still there and 
                    passed him going into Quarry Bends then knocked the throttle 
                    down to 10 or 11 thousand revs along Sulby straight hoping 
                    he would come back past, but he never, was held up more times 
                    than I can remember from Ginger Hall to Ramsey and again up 
                    the mountain, but did manage to follow some bloke on a 250 
                    who was going really well, but passed him as well…… 
                    was going pretty steady, still rolling the throttle when I 
                    could and into Sign Post Corner my foot slipped off the peg 
                    again…… Bastard! The oil leak had reared its ugly 
                    head again…… so I had to tour into the pits again 
                    and that was my night over…… The boys told me 
                    that I had lapped at 108mph, which was uplifting, seeing as 
                    I wasn't trying that hard and was backing off all over the 
                    place, wasn't really wanting to show my hand in practise, 
                    but I reckon even on this bike I could knock another 30 seconds 
                    off that, which would be around the 111mph mark…… 
                    good job really, as on of the Irish lads had done 110.2mph, 
                    which is pretty good……… going to have to 
                    go out to Slicks again tomorrow morning…… got 
                    some decisions to make on what to do for the best…… 
                    Simon 'Goose' Fulton offered to lend me his engine, so might 
                    put that in my No 2 chassis and use it for practice, while 
                    Slick rebuilds No 2's engine and put it into No 1 chassis……… 
                    whichever way I look at it I need another engine…… 
                    like I said…… decisions, decisions…… 
                    Word on the Manor was that another local lad and British Junior 
                    Superstock competitor, Neil Muirhead had a spare tuned engine…… 
                    By the time I got home, it was a bit late, so left a message 
                    with Neil's sister to give me a ring ASAP.
                  Wednesday 
                    21st August
                  Was woken 
                    by the phone at around 7-30am by young Neil and we thrashed 
                    out a deal for his engine, went first to Douglas to pick it 
                    up and then it was out to Slick's workshop…… decided 
                    that the best option was to drop the engine out of No 2 bike, 
                    give that a complete overhaul while it was out and have that 
                    ready for race week, and put the engine that I had just got 
                    from Neil into No 2 bike so that at least I would have something 
                    to go out and practise on…… Slick checked the 
                    engine out before we put it into No 2 bike and he said that 
                    it had definitely been tuned as the compression was different 
                    but he couldn't see much else in the way of tuning without 
                    stripping it…… didn't really have much choice 
                    so we banged that into No 2 chassis and changed the oil and 
                    filter, which took us till around three and we had it up and 
                    running…… then went to the Paddock and got it 
                    dyno'd…… it was putting out more midrange power 
                    than the previous engine that had been in No 2 bike, which 
                    was handy, but I was a little worried that it wouldn't be 
                    as fast because of that, more of a short circuit engine it 
                    seemed to me, where I've found that these V&M bikes are 
                    really geared towards having more top end speed…… 
                    although Neil said that this engine had 'allegedly' been tuned 
                    by V&M……
                  Was soon 
                    out on the track and thundering down Bray Hill the engine 
                    died……… Had to pull in at the Quarter Bridge, 
                    but it started again and so off I wentski……… 
                    same thing happened at Glen Vine, thought that it might be 
                    fuel starvation, and a kinked fuel pipe, thought that I had 
                    it sorted but it died again at Crosby Post Office…… 
                    managed to get my hand in this time and sorted the problem…… 
                    then proceeded onwards…… by this time I was last 
                    on the road by a fair bit, but still didn't really have that 
                    smooth a lap even with the empty roads…… rounding 
                    Brandish my foot was slipping off the peg again…… 
                    Bollocks got another oil leak…… So had to tour 
                    in to the pits…… maybe sometime soon I can get 
                    a flying lap.
                  Went straight 
                    back out to Slick's place and found that there was a bung 
                    on the flywheel housing leaking so he fixed that, and trying 
                    to change wheels and brake discs, 4 bolts had been put on 
                    too tight, so we had to drill them out, lucky I had some spares, 
                    but it was all time consuming work. Slick had my other engine 
                    in a million pieces and he found that this one was suffering 
                    the same symptoms as my No 1 bike, so it might not have been 
                    long before this one had also gone pop…… he was 
                    going to utilize the best bits from both engines, crank, cams 
                    and gearbox - wise and replace everything else with new……… 
                    pistons, rings, shells, valves, springs etc, etc, etc…… 
                    Brought No 2 bike back to Peel, hoping that tomorrow afternoons 
                    session would go well…… it was about time I had 
                    some luck I reckon……
                  Thursday 
                    22nd August
                  The Wad 
                    called down early doors, as I had decided to change a few 
                    things on the No 2 bike to see if it would handle a bit better, 
                    so set about making the geometry the same as No 1 and softened 
                    off the suspension a tad…… Slick phoned with some 
                    more bad news, some of the spare weren't in the box when he 
                    opened it…… we were short 3 inlet and 5 exhaust 
                    valves……… Disaster!…… why is 
                    this happening to me. First port of call then was Road & 
                    Track Motorcycles, and by pure fluke they had some in for 
                    a warranty job, so they gave me what I needed, thank God they've 
                    been here this week, then went to get some more tyres fitted 
                    by my mate Kelvin, then it was up to the Paddock…… 
                    did all the usual jobs and got the bike through scrutineering……… 
                    Had new tyres on for this session, and after all this week 
                    and all the problems I've had just wanted to get a couple 
                    of decent laps in, so went pretty hard from the off…… 
                    Noticed that my mate Sammo had started 10 seconds ahead of 
                    me and he's been getting faster and faster all week, but it 
                    still gave me something to chase…… was on his 
                    tail up to Balla scary corner, had to back off just a tad, 
                    because if I had gone in the way I had wanted to I might have 
                    ran in the back of him…… steadied the bike up 
                    and flew in…… drove around the outside of Sammo 
                    and got my head down, with Sammo tailing me all the way to 
                    Ballacraine…… he told me afterwards that every 
                    time I pulled some distance between us, he reeled me back 
                    in on a straight bit…… he said his bike was way 
                    faster than mine……… bollocks, I had been 
                    worried about that…… still, this was all I had, 
                    so had to get on with it…… Sammo said he never 
                    saw which way I went in the Glen Helen section, but as I know 
                    it much better than him it was to be expected, pretty hard 
                    to learn that bit…… found after the Ginger Hall 
                    all the way to Ramsey that the bike was handling like a piece 
                    of shit, nothing unusual there, but it was really tank slapping 
                    all over the place…… was wondering if I should 
                    notch the steering damper up some more clicks, had been taking 
                    this section in 6th gear on my No 1 bike but was down to 4th 
                    in loads of places on this one…… not good…… 
                    went steady enough everywhere else, all the while having a 
                    look down at my boots to see if there was any oil on them…… 
                    the bike wasn't pulling top gear either, and I probably could 
                    have gone up another tooth on the rear sprocket to compensate 
                    this, but if it wasn't revving out it wasn't doing the engine 
                    as much harm, so wasn't too worried about that, although I 
                    would have liked a bit more speed, the original engine in 
                    my No 1 bike was a missile (god rest its soul)…… 
                    managed two laps without any mishaps and pulled in to refuel…… 
                    saw my Team Manager as I pulled in and he gave me the big 
                    thumbs up…… two laps around the 112mph mark…… 
                    not bad considering, I reckoned if I had been on my No 1, 
                    I may have notched around the 114mph mark, I knew where I 
                    was losing time, so something to be upbeat about…… 
                    The Wad and Scotty Boy re-fuelled me, clicks my steering damper 
                    up another 4 notches and out I went again…… flew 
                    down Bray Hill, and overshot the QB…… the brakes 
                    had cooled and there wasn't as much bite, straightened up 
                    and just stopped before the bales……… got 
                    a little applause from the crowd, then carried on…… 
                    this time round wanted to try a few different things, like 
                    going round some of the corners in a higher gear and carrying 
                    a bit more corner speed, found that by doing this the bike 
                    was a lot more settled, but the damper may have had something 
                    to do with this…… was still having a look down 
                    at my boots now and again, and pulled in at Sulby Bridge, 
                    because, believe it or not there was oil all over me right 
                    boot again……… Jesus H Christ! Checked it 
                    out and it wasn't bad, so decided to carry on and get back 
                    to the paddock, let a bloke on a CBR come past me then tailed 
                    him over the Mountain, we both passed Paul Duckett on his 
                    GSXR Suzuki and even though the oil was playing on my mind, 
                    was having a really relaxed time…… this bloke 
                    in front of me was really quick and smooth and he was dragging 
                    me along…… decided on passing him though and pulled 
                    away, which maybe I shouldn't have done, considering, but 
                    got back to the pits and the boys couldn't believe there was 
                    another oil leak……… join the club. So it 
                    was back out to Slick's place and he fixed the oil leak, which 
                    was coming this time from the oil level sensor in the sump, 
                    so he replaced that with a blanking plug…… then 
                    gave him a hand to put my No 1 bike back together as he had 
                    the engine ready…… he doesn't hang about that's 
                    for sure…… had to go at around 7pm as I had a 
                    presentation at 8pm in the Foresters Pub in Douglas, where 
                    SMGP Racing presented me and fellow local Scott Shimmin with 
                    Sponsorship for this years MGP…… they help out 
                    a couple of local lads every year, by raising money with raffles 
                    etc…… and they are all bampots to boot…… 
                    had most of the team there and they were all drinking beer 
                    an that……… except me.
                  Friday 
                    23rd August
                  Went to 
                    Slick's again to finish off both bikes and ran the No 1 bike 
                    for half an hour around the block, loaded the bikes in the 
                    van and went to the paddock around 5pm…… it was 
                    a novelty to have two bikes through scrutineering again…… 
                    we were out in the second session and the weather started 
                    to turn for the worse, then were informed that it was pissing 
                    down from Ballacraine to Windy Corner…… so thought, 
                    'Fuck that then' and loaded the bikes back into the van , 
                    just as it started to piss down in Douglas…… even 
                    though the No 1 bike still needs a few miles, I'm not going 
                    to learn much on Pirelli Super Corsa's in the wet…… 
                    Not worth throwing the bike down the road this late in the 
                    week, its hard enough to keep it upright in the dry. Planning 
                    on going up to Jurby to run it in tomorrow. Heard that Derran 
                    Slous had come off at Braddan Bridge…… and broke 
                    his leg…… that was his Manx GP over, was gutted 
                    for him, he had his lap times up to over 108.5mph and I'm 
                    sure there was more to come…… Emphasized that 
                    I had made the right decision by not going out though……
                  Saturday 
                    24th August
                  Went up 
                    to Jurby with Stuey to give No 1 bike an extra run in period 
                    and bring the revs up gradually…… Stuey had a 
                    go of No 2 to see if the oil leak was cured and I had suspected 
                    that the clutch had been slipping, and he confirmed it was…… 
                    shite. Went back out to see Slick, who beefed up the clutch 
                    and then set off for the paddock via Peel to pick up The Wad. 
                    Put both bikes through scrutineering, and was soon to be going 
                    out on No 1 bike and was looking forward to 'giving it some 
                    berries'…… Time soon passed and out I went…… 
                    through St Ninians crossroads, found that it drifted a bit 
                    wide, which concerned me a bit, and then it was weaving like 
                    mad at the bottom of Bray just as I tipped it over to the 
                    right…… not good…… as I was riding 
                    along I knocked the steering damper back a couple of clicks 
                    to see if that would cure the weave, as I had notched it up 
                    some before. Quarterbridge: Photo copyright Nick CarrollAlso 
                    I hit a neutral as I went into Ballagarey, I know I can take 
                    that in 6th anyway, so it wasn't a problem, but it might be 
                    somewhere else, so that was playing on my mind as well. I 
                    missed a couple of gears at other places as well, something 
                    that I hadn't done all week, and at Cruickshanks in Ramsey 
                    it hit neutral again and I had to take the slip road and do 
                    a three point turn…… better being safe than sorry…… 
                    toured in from signpost again, as would you believe it, there 
                    was oil on me boots again……… gutted. Pulled 
                    into the pits, the team were there and so was Slick……… 
                    this time it was really pissing out, Slick was gutted too, 
                    he couldn't believe it…… the boys had No 2 warmed 
                    up, which was on the Intermediate tyres I had, so I went straight 
                    back out on that, a barrier blocked my way as I was given 
                    the green light and had to wait till the Marshal moved it 
                    so I lost about 10 seconds before I started…… 
                    treats. Passed loads and loads of other riders, and managed 
                    to take the corner at the end of the Cronk-y-Voddy in 6th 
                    gear, and it wobbled a bit, I had watched here at the TT and 
                    it scared me to death watching Jefferies and Co, but I knew 
                    it could be done and so I gave it a go…… Ballsy 
                    corner and no mistake…… Went pretty steady, but 
                    landed a bit wrong at the jump at Kerromoar and got into a 
                    huge wobble, but it straightened up okay…… caught 
                    4 other lads on the road into Milntown, and as I needed to 
                    get past, I dove up the inside of the 4 of them at Schoolhouse 
                    Corner…… not a favourite place of mine, but it 
                    was a nice clean move. Passed my good mate Keith MacKay on 
                    his 750 Suzuki at the white bridge just before the Mountain 
                    Mile and got my head down and kept going…… it 
                    was misty at the top of Hailwood Rise so rolled the throttle 
                    there and then toured in from Governors to add a few seconds 
                    to my time…… ended up 4th fastest with 108.5mph…… 
                    could have topped the leaderboard as it was 111.2mph (by Ray 
                    Porter) if I tried a bit harder…… I know the bike 
                    isn't as quick as my original No 1 bike, I'd say its about 
                    15mph down on the top end, but I still think I can do 114mph 
                    + on it…… Was still a little deflated with all 
                    the problems we had had with the No 1 bike, the only reason 
                    it was bought was for the Newcomers Race…… but 
                    it had blown up and with the new engine in it, had leaked, 
                    and it wasn't handling the way I would have liked it…… 
                    the bottom line was that I had lapped quicker on the No 2 
                    bike, which I felt wasn't as good, but you have to go with 
                    the facts, Chris had the times down, so we decided between 
                    the pair of us that I had to go to the Race with No 2 bike…… 
                    couldn't help but feel disappointed. I reckoned that with 
                    a sorted No1 bike, it was THE tool for the job.
                  Sunday 
                    25th August
                  Slick 
                    phoned to see where we were, and as we were just heading off, 
                    said we'd see him in 20 mins, picked up the Wad and we were 
                    soon fettling away…… Slick found and cured the 
                    leak on No 1 and said it would definitely be okay, but we 
                    had already decided to go with No 2, so set about getting 
                    that ready for the race, new tyres, oil and filter, change 
                    the seat unit to a standard one, check it all over etc etc…… 
                    I had to go to the Grandstand for the Pit Lane briefing etc 
                    and got back to the Wad to finish off the bike, and got home 
                    for about 4-30pm…… another busy day. Had two mates, 
                    Ian and Simon, turn up from across the wet bit, for the week 
                    and they were staying with me…… the first time 
                    for them at the Manx GP, although they came to last years 
                    TT (that never was). Ian was going to be one of my pit crew.